Humor
is a genuine mystery. (Robert Latta 1999:3) WIKIPEDIA
Laughter is one of the unsolved problems of philosophy. (Monro 1963:13)
We are still without an adequate general theory of laughter (Morreall 1987:128)
Philosophical literature on humor is both minimal and entrenched in a logical
space and language inadequate to the scope and complexities of the subject.
(Rucki 1993)
Humor is a pervasive feature of human life...yet its nature is elusive. It
has generated little theoretical interest. (LaFollett & Shanks 1993)
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to
make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of
sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies,
"I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a
charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him
nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you, I thought I told
you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a
shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
couldnay fin' him either."
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to
look for the Chinese guy ... Just then, the
Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells
SUPPLIES!!
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Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: Anything except 'Tied to the Whipping Post'.
Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception? A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.
Q: What is a wedding tragedy? A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Q: Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? A: They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was.
Q: What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A: A last name.
Q: How is marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Q: If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose: A: Would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves? A: Buy her a diamond ring.
Q: What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex? A: Call her/him on the telephone.
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